Get your Disaster Date Roulette Merch! If you’ve been watching Disaster Date Roulette from the I Married a Monster on a Hill series and thought, “I need this chaos in my life 24/7,” we got you. Official merch for the movie just dropped, and it’s got everything you need to stay hydrated, sticker-bomb your notebooks, or just scream into the void with a pastel pin in hand.
What Disaster Date Roulette is About
Welcome to Willowgrove Hills, where romance is televised and failure is… kind of the point.
Disaster Date Roulette is the town’s last-ditch effort to fix its broken economy—brought to you by none other than Mayor Reginald, whose financial decisions are just slightly less reckless than this show. Contestants are tossed into a twisted gameshow where love isn’t just on the line—it is the line. Think dramatic dates, oddball challenges, and emotional landmines but you laugh at it.
The movie leans into chaotic humor, oddball town drama, and those uncomfortable moments that make you both laugh and cringe. If South Park crashed into Busytown with a dose of Story of Seasons charm, you’d get something close to this fever dream.
Disaster Date Roulette Merch
Disaster Date Roulette Official Poster — $7.00
Throw this up on your wall and let everyone know you have dangerously questionable taste in gameshows. Bold, funny, and a little tragic—just like the series.
Sticker Set from Disaster Disaster — $6.00
Yes, you read that right. It’s Disaster Disaster. This sticker set features the cast looking unhinged and adorable. Slap ’em on your water bottle, your laptop, or your emotional baggage.
Clear Plastic Tumbler (16 oz) — $12.00
Double-wall insulated because your drinks should be cold even if your date is a flaming mess. It’s got cute characters, a screw-on lid, plastic straw, and enough charm to make any meltdown manageable.
- Material: Clear acrylic plastic
- Height: 6.3″
- Comes with lid + straw
- All-around printed with a light varnish
- Bottom won’t wobble
Set of 5 Disaster Date Pin Buttons — $9.00
Pick between 1.25″ or 2.25″ and show off your love for the town where even romance is weaponized. These pins are loud, funny, and just a little too honest.
Why Grab the Disaster Date Roulette Merch?
Besides looking great, buying Disaster Date Roulette merch helps keep the project alive. Every purchase supports All Ages of Geek, the rad sister crew behind the movie. We’ve worked with over 100+ voice actors (yeah, really) and love giving folks—especially new talent—a shot at their first role.
This merch helps us continue doing just that.
It’s pink. It’s goofy. The characters are wild. The humor is very “if South Park moved to Busytown and played Story of Seasons on a busted Game Boy.”
Head over to the shop, grab your faves, and keep the madness going.
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