by: Tyler Manuel
Gamer fails! Ah the classic fails we all know and hate! If you’re anything like me, you love gaming but aren’t exactly a pro (I am notably awful according to my pals). I dabble in everything from Elden Ring to Life is Strange to classic zombie games, but let’s just say my skills could use some work. Here are some everyday struggles that only us not-so-skilled gamers truly understand.
The Never-Ending Tutorial
You know those tutorial levels that are supposed to teach you the basics? I basically live there. Whether it’s learning to parry in a tough RPG or figuring out how to open my inventory, I always mess it up. I’ve spent more time replaying tutorials than actually playing the game. It’s like I’m stuck in gaming purgatory.
Stealth Games: Masters of Noise (TRUE Gamer Fail!)
Stealth games are all about sneaking around and being a silent. But in my hands, they turn into chaotic noise festivals. I can’t count the number of times I’ve tried to sneak past a guard, only to accidentally throw a grenade instead of a distraction. Suddenly, it’s chaos and I’m the reason for it. Sorry, NPCs!
Friendly Fire: It’s All in Good Fun, Right?
Multiplayer games are a blast—unless you’re on my team (Sometimes gamer fails get in the way). I’m the player who accidentally grenades their own squad or gets everyone killed because I thought running into enemy fire was a good idea. My teammates have learned to keep a safe distance from me. I swear, I’m not a troll, just incredibly unlucky (and maybe a bit clueless).
Platformers: Falling Into the Abyss
Platformers should be all about precision jumps and timing. In my case, they’re more about repeatedly falling into bottomless pits. I can’t seem to get the timing right, and my poor character ends up meeting their doom over and over again. It’s like I have a magnet for failure attached to my controller.
Zombies Everywhere: True Definition of Gamer Fails
Zombie games are supposed to be about strategy and survival. My strategy usually involves a lot of screaming and running in circles while I get eaten alive. I can never seem to find enough ammo, and when I do, my aim is so bad that I might as well be throwing rocks. But you know what? I still love every terrifying minute of it.
Button Mashing: The Ultimate Strategy
When in doubt, button mash. This has been my go-to strategy in fighting games, action games, and pretty much anything that requires quick reflexes. Sure, it’s not elegant, and it often results in me getting my butt kicked, but there’s something oddly satisfying about mashing buttons and hoping for the best.
So there you have it, my fellow gamers. Gamer fails…The true struggles of those of us who might not be the best at gaming, but sure know how to have a good time. If you can relate to any of these, know that you’re not alone. We may not win every game, but we definitely have the most laughs along the way. Game on! 🎮
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